Well I've been pretty bored lately so i just decided to write some of my fav. Quotes from my second favorite movie Hotel Transylvania..........so yeah ^^
Dracula: *looking up to Bigfoot* it's OK, we all get stomachaches Mr. Bigfoot
*Zombie looks up at Bigfoot, then at his small plunger*
Dracula: *in rotating door* who are you and how did you find this place?
Jonathan: oh i'm Jonathan and I was mountain climbing with some dudes, and heard this story about a spooky forest, and who's not gonna go into a spooky forest right? Then I see these goofy looking dudes on fire, and then I just kinda followed them to this amazing castle
Dracula: how many of you are?
Jonathan: just me, I like to hit it alone, you meet so many awesome people in the youth hostice, and speaking of awesome that cape thing is killing it!
Dracula: GO TO A CORNER YOU ARE IN A TIME OUT!!!!
Dracula: now go and never return
Jonathan: wait never return to the hotel?
Dracula: what? I used my powers to erase you're memory, I looked straight into you're eyes!
Jonathan: oh maybe it's just my contact lenses
Dracula: you're what?
Jonathan: here let me just take them out real quick *tries to remove contact lense*
Dracula: OH THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THINS I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
Jonathan: almost got it!
Dracula: OK you win, here hold this bacon
Invisible man: why am I holding this bacon? AHHHHHHHHHHH *attacked by Wayne's kids*
Mavis: *mocking Dracula's voice* but Mavey Waveyit's not safe BLAH BLAH BLAH
Mavis: Holly Rabbies! HOLLY RABBIES!!!
Dracula: No, you don't need the maniquin!
Invisible man: WHOOO High five! Don't leave me hanging!
Dracula: Lots of sheep!
Wayne: I got this one! *eats all the sheep, then goes back inside the car, everybody staring at him* what? Now there's no sheep in the road let's go!
Murray: that was pretty sick man
Wayne: you eat lamb chops! It's the same thing!
Frank: guys, guys, she can handle it, she's a Dracula for Pete's sake! But seriously watch out for fire, fire bad!
Wayne: yeah, yeah *mocking Frank's voice* "FIRE BAD!" *normal voice* we know
Dracula: *outside of car window* I DO NOT SAY "BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Mavis: Hi human!
Frank: *standing on a fake Frankenstein in a building* THERE'S THE REAL DRACULA!
Human: PROVE IT!
Dracula: *uses powers to make the man break his glass mug on his head*
Human: alright continue
Jonathan: Are they gonna kill me?
Dracula: Not if they think you're a monster
Jonathan: That's kinda racist.
Martha: Your zing will come, cherish it my love, love mommy.
Dracula: *against the window of an airplane, and sees a Twilight movie playing* This is how we're portrayed in movies, unbelievable.
Jonathan: *on opposite sides of an airplane window* Drac, I can't hear you!
Dracula: What? My hands in a tan shoe?
Mavis: Johnny try some scream cheese, it's awesome!
Jonathan: but I'm uh scream cheese intalerant soooooo