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Well I've been pretty bored lately so i just decided to write some of my fav. Quotes from my second favorite movie Hotel Transylvania..........so yeah ^^

Dracula: *looking up to Bigfoot* it's OK, we all get stomachaches Mr. Bigfoot
*Zombie looks up at Bigfoot, then at his small plunger*

Dracula: *in rotating door* who are you and how did you find this place?
Jonathan: oh i'm Jonathan and I was mountain climbing with some dudes, and heard this story about a spooky forest, and who's not gonna go into a spooky forest right? Then I see these goofy looking dudes on fire, and then I just kinda followed them to this amazing castle
Dracula: how many of you are?
Jonathan: just me, I like to hit it alone, you meet so many awesome people in the youth hostice, and speaking of awesome that cape thing is killing it!

Dracula: GO TO A CORNER YOU ARE IN A TIME OUT!!!!

Dracula: now go and never return
Jonathan: wait never return to the hotel?
Dracula: what? I used my powers to erase you're memory, I looked straight into you're eyes!
Jonathan: oh maybe it's just my contact lenses
Dracula: you're what?
Jonathan: here let me just take them out real quick *tries to remove contact lense*
Dracula: OH THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THINS I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
Jonathan: almost got it!

Dracula: OK you win, here hold this bacon
Invisible man: why am I holding this bacon? AHHHHHHHHHHH *attacked by Wayne's kids*

Mavis: *mocking Dracula's voice* but Mavey Waveyit's not safe BLAH BLAH BLAH

Mavis: Holly Rabbies! HOLLY RABBIES!!!

Dracula: No, you don't need the maniquin!

Invisible man: WHOOO High five! Don't leave me hanging!

Dracula: Lots of sheep!
Wayne: I got this one! *eats all the sheep, then goes back inside the car, everybody staring at him* what? Now there's no sheep in the road let's go!
Murray: that was pretty sick man
Wayne: you eat lamb chops! It's the same thing!

Frank: guys, guys,  she can handle it, she's a Dracula for Pete's sake! But seriously watch out for fire, fire bad!

Wayne: yeah, yeah *mocking Frank's voice* "FIRE BAD!" *normal voice* we know

Dracula: *outside of car window* I DO NOT SAY "BLAH BLAH BLAH"

Mavis: Hi human!

Frank: *standing on a fake Frankenstein in a building* THERE'S THE REAL DRACULA!
Human: PROVE IT!
Dracula: *uses powers to make the man break his glass mug on his head*
Human: alright continue

Jonathan: Are they gonna kill me?
Dracula: Not if they think you're a monster
Jonathan: That's kinda racist.

Martha: Your zing will come, cherish it my love, love mommy.

Dracula: *against the window of an airplane, and sees a Twilight movie playing* This is how we're portrayed in movies, unbelievable.

Jonathan: *on opposite sides of an airplane window* Drac, I can't hear you!
Dracula: What? My hands in a tan shoe?

Mavis: Johnny try some scream cheese, it's awesome!
Jonathan: but I'm uh scream cheese intalerant soooooo
Just some of my favorite quotes of the movie Hotel Transylvania

Everything belongs to creators of Hotel Transylvania/ Sony pictures animation/ Columbia pictures

October 6, 2012
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HectorNY Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Hobbyist
I always loved that line when Dracula saw the Twilght scene. Goes to show he hasn't been out much.
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Theavengercoat Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:rofl:
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IchigoXXRukia Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013
You know what's funny, just from that two second of the Twilight movie from this movie I got more entertainment from that than the real thing XD
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RIO4ever1 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL oh yeah XD
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ElektrikDawn Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Student Writer
I'm watching that movie right now and I jut LOVE it. ^-^
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twizlerway Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it
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Smurfette123 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Student Filmographer
I remember all these quotes there all so funny.
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RIO4ever1 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ikr xD
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LeopardMask79 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I like the fact Johnny almost got eaten at a SkipKnot concert. XD
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RIO4ever1 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh yes xD
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